He also has a tendency to make a big deal of being cool- admittedly sometimes in the strangest and most roundabout ways that might not actually even be that cool at all.
It's also safe to say that he's incredibly confident in his abilities, possibly to the point of getting arrogant- not that he hasn't exactly shown he's earned that sort of confidence. You cannot hope to defeat Bro Strider in a chill-off he is simply the best there is. Much like the other human guardians of the series, acrobatic pirouettes off the handle are just not an option- he either takes in a situation before picking a course of action or sits back and operates on instinct, and it works out pretty damn well for him. Remaining calm in the middle of raging shitstorms takes a lot of guts and strength of character. He doesn't show weakness, and it's likely safe to assume he doesn't openly admit to weakness to go along with that. He keeps his poker face up no matter what it is he's up against, even undefeatable bosses and prototyped versions of his little brother from a doomed timeline. This cannot be hammered into a reader's thinkpan often enough or persistently enough. Just from what we see of him and the way that Dave talks about him, he's not a difficult guy to piece together.įirst and foremost, Bro Strider is the very epitome of cool. But it can be said without a doubt that he still has presence. History that is the future.īro isn't a character who nabbed himself much focus in canon as a matter of fact, he hasn't gotten a single line of dialogue. you likely get the picture.Īnd then, roughly thirteen years after walking out of a crater with a koala baby and a dead horse, he and his brother, who is also kind of his son and can be called his sonbro, receive the beta copies they ordered of a game called SBURB. He is also fully prepared for this with a tiny pair of sunglasses.īro takes Dave into his custody from there on out, and the next years are spent raising him feeding him, clothing him, making money through smuppet videos/DJ gigs/hopefully various other kinds of odd jobs ohgod, training him thoroughly in the art of combat (mostly through surprise attacks), trolling him hideously with random traps and large piles of puppets in suggestive poses, teaching him about rap battles, wielding turntables, a poker face, being humorously ironic in all the best and strangest ways. as a meteor hits his favorite record store. Through whatever happens, he grows up to be a cool sonuvabitch and then meets baby Dave. From there we don't quite know how Bro's childhood went- not too surprising considering he's a pretty minor character in canon. puppet) in the not-quite-but-still-pretty-distant past to grow up first. He also somehow kind of sent them all into the not-quite-distant past on meteors that would crash into earth.īro Strider was among the four who landed (along with his, uh. Years in the future, but not too many, a thirteen year old boy with glasses and a love for terrible movies played around with an ectobiology lab and created 8 complicatedly paradox-clone babies. Early 30s?īackground: Bro's personal wiki is here and the Homestuck wiki is here, but I'll still provide a brief summary of his background technically prior to the main events of canon. Preferred Housing: I- it would be nice to have him with or near another Homestuck character? But it's also not a problem if he doesn't wind up around there, since he has legs to walk to other houses with and all.Ĭharacter Age: Unspecified in canon as of yet. Contact Info: tfantasyfan17, comatoseroses